His Life

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Jokes of the day.. Funny XD

I'd Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean.." she whispers, "..I would do ANYTHING!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything??"
"Yes,.. Anything!" She says.
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you.. study??"

Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?
"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
""Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.
" "WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."

A Last Request
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?
" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away.
The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Pics of Derek's birthday !

after war.. see all wet wet de..

this was de group picture i mention
See Derek's hand.. with a cup of orange juice and watermelons

after egg war

Ken was to be blame of having
the idea to trick Derek..
so he oso kena

During the cake war.. he Derek fell down XD
pity him

lol.. is he thinkin that we're gonna feed him?
thats y his mouth open big enuf.. XD

Derek, The Serial Killer

see see.. Derek and pauline looking at different view

huhu Derek with his cake...

Let's Sing !

Derek's bday

phew ... that nite party was totally awesome !!
i and jie guan walk to derek's house ..
it seems like we are too early.. XD
its ok la.. waited for them..
then "makan" time haha..
then around 8.30 ah.. the lights were all offed..
lol i tot it was the 60 earth hours thingy..
suddenly see lol birthday cake comin out
hahas.. then Dannny took his guitar play the happy birthday song loo..
sang in chinese and english XD
then cut cake.. yay !!
pro derek.. cut cake like wanna murder ppl.. XD
then jul and ken said.. do somthin' to him..
then we ask derek to sit in the centre of us.
everyone of us took a piece of cake and rub it on derek's face..
phew.. he fell down from the chair..( that's explain how pro we're)
then.. his fren the dota geng.. decided to do somethin oso..
they took the egg yolk.. from the red egg.. rub it on his face..
wa.. so pro !! cool .. and awesome...
then derek revenge... took watermelon.. haha..funny la they all..
during group photo taking.. derek took watermelon and orange juice
rite after taking the picture.. he took the orange juice and split it behind
so accurate.. kena jul. hahaha
after that.. water war..
pro even derek's dad oso involved.. XD
gotta ciao.. will upload those picture..
really enjoyed..
thx again Derek !!!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Wei Theng's Birthday & Old School Mates

It falls on last Tuesday, 17th
i slept around 4 am last night..
woke up around 11.48.. lol? planned to meet up at Jusco at 12 noon ..swt
and i am still sleeping around 11.48
at first i tot not to go.. cos of transportation prob..
then something made me to get up and took the phone and called one of my fren..
and he did make it to give me a ride..
crap.. i was like still in sleeping mood.. haiyo..
i brushed my teeth.. lol without bathing..
lol dont tell anyone !!!
reached jusco around 12 .20++
searched fer da whole Jusco to find our fren..
i met with.. :
Jek Hwee, Zi Jie, Zi Jian, Si Yuan, Duan Ren, Qi Wei, Ee Jin, Hong Lian, Zi Yang, Tong Wei
Xin Ying, Siao Woon, Priya, Pei Xia, Jia En, Wei Theng

we bought a pretty huge teddy bear fer Wei Theng..
quite costing.. but we shared.. lol 129.90 bucks !
NEways.. when we called the birthday girl.. swt
she said she was in da cinema.. and i was like WT??? idk man..
so we waited for her lo..
went to HongKie Kopitiam..
zzz Peanut French Toast and 1 Coke Float cost me 10 bucks !!!
eat oni.. say one more old fren.. Wei Sheng.. lol? last time he was like s quite...
and now? long hair.. gold hair.. girlfriends.. rich bastards !
forget it..
after that we went gaming... lol.. from last sunday Jie guan taught me how to play Snooker..
i was like .. hey lets play snooker..
XD.. then went fer bowling.. need wait again.. swt for bout half and hour..
Bowling i lead with 9x ++ score XD
then i called birthday girl.. she was in starbucks.. swt
i raise my voice.. we waited bout u for 4 hours and u still not here...
she said okok i come now. .haha.. i think she must be afraid.. NEways she dunno hu's number when i called... hahaha
she did appear.. but she did not ask hu's number... i told her that it was me..
we sat at the bowling court bout an hour ++
chat chat chat chat.. some say need go back adie..
some say got tuition...
later on they went and get something in popular..
i decided to buy her birthday card.. i did shared in the teddy bears present..
but something to be lasted.. haha.
Pei Xia says she likes cows.. huhu.. such a quite one.. which is cow animated.
i bought it.. i told her that Pei Xia is waiting her at the other corner..
Me, Zi Yang, Zi Jie, and Tong Wei wrote our wishes on it..
we exited popular..
then i walk wif her alone behind of that group..
i said " Hey, Many Happy Returns of the Day !! "
eventhough she is big size.. but she is quite lol.
cant forget how much fun we had in our primary school
then we went to Mc..
sat there.. swt i took out pocket money again..
and seriuosly i did'nt knew that Coke can be refill !!!
i was like really a? wow.. if i know i will bring them earlier !! save my money.. swt
chat chat chat..
all recall during we're kids and now teenagers. !!
cool.. i was like really wanna meet them often.. and keepin intouch of them..
Around 6.30.. Pei Xia say her Parents can fetch me home..
so tumpang tumpang again swt..
i enter the car i greet Aunty and Uncle... lol
hu da heck noe that was not her mum !!!
WT !!!!!! it was her sis.. luckyly she was os the phone.. i doubt that she can listen to me.. hahahahahaha..
NEway so kind of her..
Thx Jek Hwee.. Host of this Meet Up..
Some Of da pic taken during that day !

Me and Orange Match Prawn
(read it in Mandarine) and that will be her name !
hahahaha

there goes the birthday girl with da teddy.. ^^

huhu.. im gonna go batu caves soon XD
lol jkjk
teddy's leg is omost the same size of my head..

Pei Xia, Siao Woon, Xin Ying, Priya

Xin Ying wif me.. (lol her hormones quite high)
hahaha jkjk

Ziyang.. so short

thats da look of the teddy.. with Pei Xia

ME lol.. its too heavy.. o.O

frens frens frens !!! BFF

Sunday, March 15, 2009

huhu.. Mei hwa's birthday ! Awesome !

lalala ~
lets start with after church..
Jie Guan's mum fetch me back..
she spent chicken rice..
its like "lol" or "swt "
speechless ~ NEway thx because i was freaking HUNGRY !!
after that.. she fecth me home loo..
came home bath, then eat little..
after that watch tv.. lol House
then.. wait for my fren to come fetch me to Jusco , Green box..
where her party held..
lol 1st time going to Green box ..swt !
when there.. erm called her loo.. Room 21 pls..
hahaha..went there.. Jasmine, Joe Vin and Meiling and of course Mei Hwa's frens.. was there
i was like.. blur lol..
waitress come in.. ask her " wad do they serve "
lol playing out her.. hahaha then i ask wads specials do you all have today..
then i said.. can u bring me a cup of coffee.. lol
she said self-service.. swt paiseh me..
so i quickly change topic lo.. asked her whether if i pay her can she bring to me..
she say sorry "sir" we follow rules.. haha
i was like.. erm very well.. i went out to get da coffee..
So sleepy until i nearly slept at the cusion at first..
2 days only slept bout 3 ~ 4 hous
so drank de cup of coffee lo.. lucky got a bit freshed up..
then i said let sing lol.. i was shouting as loud as i can lol...
swt for my voice.. even ghost can that i was yelling all da time XD
just to stay awake,, !! hehe
saw those form 4 mei mei's all choosing song but not singing.
i like lol? swt so i asked them the mic .. stop all da song..
one of the girl said she wan lady gaga just dance
done ! here u go i said..
well we sat down more and more ppl coming..
then wei lip came..
i smsed joyce asked her where is she..
she say she will be there in awhile lo..
erm then we sang quite many song..
actually its me hu sang me song.. cos i duwanna fall asleep.. lol
after awhile.. one of the staff.. which i believe his the supervisor..
came in da room.. so i went there and 8 lo..
i said lets talk outside..
then he said.. how many of them in this room..
i said 24.. after i counted..
then he wanna make sure so he count again..
swt he said 25.. lol i counted again.. fine 25..
lame fellow.. like bapok.. seriously lol.
the waitress is cool.. but not as cool as me..
we played intro game..
which means mei hwa intro-ing all people to us..
then intro intro intro adie.. seen a gal by the name Nicole...
lol asked her fullname.. nicole Kidman pulak..
so i decided to call her mat salleh since she's have american
hahaha.. until there was once.. i saw her stomach part which her shirt did covered it up fully..
so i shouted and said wa really so white.. so that she can listen..
then she u perverted fellow.. which she was mentioning to me..
lol am i so perverted? hahha funny la !
then i mei hwa was looking and me and i say wad?
she was the one hu wanna show me.. not that i wanna look at it..
hahaha she speechless jor
XD

Around 3 PM
we gotta move our asses out of da.. "Green colour box"
mei hwa's fren went to the token gaming stuff.. so we followed lol..
seen many things to play..
Jie Guan tot me to play Pool.. cool..
i was so addicted !!
after finishing our token
Mei Hwa wanna eat again !!
ok lo.. i said u guys go first.. i need to withdraw some cash
i went there... withdrawed 50 lo
not much money left, then i saw eric waiting at the escalator..
so i said.. come today must spent you..
then i see the ress of them waiting down the escalator.. lol?
mei hwa they all went pizzahut..
then we follow the form 4's walk lo..
after walkin we saw the form 5's was eatin at Mc's lol?
i tot there was suppose to go pizzahut? too many ppl o..
so i went there..chat a little.. then the form 4's said they duwan eat.. and wanna go somewhere else..
i went towards nicole.. and ask fer her number.. straight lol.. no twist no turn..
she said for? nvm la i will give ..
haha.. sucessed !
joe vin and wei lip follow the form 4's
i remain in form 5's group after getting nicole's no.
Mei Long said they going fer movie later.. i said.. owah.. no invite me.. swt
she said go buy now before the movie starts !
then i took her ticket and went up to get those tickets
unfortunately we cant get the same row..
so we said wait at entrance at 4.
then i and jieguan went for snooker again.. XD so fun..
around 4.03 infront of the theater we see no one there.. lol?
i called mei ling the said they enter adie.. lol?
so we oso go in lol.. theater no.3 Race to the Witch mountain
see see see see see watch watch watch watch watch
then we went out.. around 6?
so wads da program now?
mei hwa said she want eat again !
lol? we went to hong kong kopitiam...
instead of eating she drank only..
then we went for gamings again..
bla bla bla.. then tired around 8 something go back lol..
erik fetch ! wa Erik can drive jor !! Om..
on the way he fetchin wei lip and jie guan to da guardhouse..
erk almost had an accident with a kancil..
lol? havent bang oso the driver came out and ask.. "u ada lincese ka"
erik say he got lo..
then swt.. he went off..
this malay pigs wan money oni ma.. Shit them !
then sent wei lip back..
Erik took me back lo..
and i reach home around 8.30 ~ 9.00
and thats how i finish my time.. XD
PHotos havent get from Mei Ling so wil try to post it in ASAP !
ciao my frens.. Muaaks !!