Jokes of the day.. Funny XD

I'd Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam."
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean.." she whispers, "..I would do ANYTHING!!"
He returns her gaze. "Anything??"
"Yes,.. Anything!" She says.
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you.. study??"


Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What's are these, Dad?
"To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.
""Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," The dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.
" "WOW!" exclaimed the boy.
"Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March..."


A Last Request
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?
" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."
With that the husband passed away.
The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Pics of Derek's birthday !

after war.. see all wet wet de..

this was de group picture i mention
See Derek's hand.. with a cup of orange juice and watermelons

after egg war

Ken was to be blame of having
the idea to trick Derek..
so he oso kena

During the cake war.. he Derek fell down XD
pity him

lol.. is he thinkin that we're gonna feed him?
thats y his mouth open big enuf.. XD

Derek, The Serial Killer

see see.. Derek and pauline looking at different view

huhu Derek with his cake...

Let's Sing !

Derek's bday

phew ... that nite party was totally awesome !!
i and jie guan walk to derek's house ..
it seems like we are too early.. XD
its ok la.. waited for them..
then "makan" time haha..
then around 8.30 ah.. the lights were all offed..
lol i tot it was the 60 earth hours thingy..
suddenly see lol birthday cake comin out
hahas.. then Dannny took his guitar play the happy birthday song loo..
sang in chinese and english XD
then cut cake.. yay !!
pro derek.. cut cake like wanna murder ppl.. XD
then jul and ken said.. do somthin' to him..
then we ask derek to sit in the centre of us.
everyone of us took a piece of cake and rub it on derek's face..
phew.. he fell down from the chair..( that's explain how pro we're)
then.. his fren the dota geng.. decided to do somethin oso..
they took the egg yolk.. from the red egg.. rub it on his face..
wa.. so pro !! cool .. and awesome...
then derek revenge... took watermelon.. haha..funny la they all..
during group photo taking.. derek took watermelon and orange juice
rite after taking the picture.. he took the orange juice and split it behind
so accurate.. kena jul. hahaha
after that.. water war..
pro even derek's dad oso involved.. XD
gotta ciao.. will upload those picture..
really enjoyed..
thx again Derek !!!